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NFL rivalries

31 rivalries between 32 teams, kept by hand, each weighted minor, established or marquee (2 marquee). The weight is worth up to ten points of the Couchcall score. Hover or tap a team to see its lines. This map is also how the table gets checked: if a rivalry is missing, wrong, or weighted oddly, say so below.

Packers-Bears: Bears – PackersSteelers-Ravens: Steelers – Ravens49ers-Seahawks: 49ers – SeahawksCowboys-Eagles: Eagles – CowboysSaints-Falcons: Falcons – SaintsChiefs-Raiders: Chiefs – RaidersCowboys-Commanders: Commanders – CowboysVikings-Packers: Vikings – Packers49ers-Rams: Rams – 49ersBattle of Ohio: Bengals – BrownsEagles-Giants: Giants – EaglesLions-Packers: Lions – PackersPatriots-Jets: Patriots – JetsSteelers-Browns: Steelers – BrownsBills-Dolphins: Dolphins – BillsBills-Patriots: Patriots – BillsChargers-Chiefs: Chiefs – ChargersChiefs-Broncos: Chiefs – BroncosLions-Bears: Bears – LionsPatriots-Dolphins: Dolphins – PatriotsRaiders-Broncos: Raiders – BroncosRavens-Bengals: Ravens – BengalsVikings-Bears: Vikings – BearsBuccaneers-Saints: Saints – BuccaneersGiants-Commanders: Giants – CommandersPanthers-Falcons: Falcons – PanthersSeahawks-Rams: Rams – SeahawksTexans-Cowboys: Texans – CowboysCardinals-49ers: Cardinals – 49ersColts-Titans: Titans – ColtsJaguars-Titans: Titans – Jaguars49ersBearsBengalsBillsBroncosBrownsBuccaneersCardinalsChargersChiefsColtsCommandersCowboysDolphinsEaglesFalconsGiantsJaguarsJetsLionsPackersPanthersPatriotsRaidersRamsRavensSaintsSeahawksSteelersTexansTitansVikings

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RivalryTeamsWeightNote
Bears v PackersBears – Packersmarquee 1.5
Steelers v RavensSteelers – Ravensmarquee 1.5
49ers v Seahawks49ers – Seahawksestablished 1.3
Eagles v CowboysEagles – Cowboysestablished 1.3
Falcons v SaintsFalcons – Saintsestablished 1.3
Chiefs v RaidersChiefs – Raidersestablished 1.2
Commanders v CowboysCommanders – Cowboysestablished 1.2
Vikings v PackersVikings – Packersestablished 1.2
Rams v 49ersRams – 49ersestablished 1.1
Battle of OhioBengals – Brownsestablished 1
Giants v EaglesGiants – Eaglesestablished 1
Lions v PackersLions – Packersestablished 1
Patriots v JetsPatriots – Jetsestablished 1
Steelers v BrownsSteelers – Brownsestablished 1
Dolphins v BillsDolphins – Billsminor 0.8
Patriots v BillsPatriots – Billsminor 0.8
Chiefs v ChargersChiefs – Chargersminor 0.8
Chiefs v BroncosChiefs – Broncosminor 0.8
Bears v LionsBears – Lionsminor 0.8
Dolphins v PatriotsDolphins – Patriotsminor 0.8
Raiders v BroncosRaiders – Broncosminor 0.8
Ravens v BengalsRavens – Bengalsminor 0.8
Vikings v BearsVikings – Bearsminor 0.8
Saints v BuccaneersSaints – Buccaneersminor 0.7
Giants v CommandersGiants – Commandersminor 0.7
Falcons v PanthersFalcons – Panthersminor 0.6
Rams v SeahawksRams – Seahawksminor 0.6
Texans v CowboysTexans – Cowboysminor 0.6
Cardinals v 49ersCardinals – 49ersminor 0.5
Titans v ColtsTitans – Coltsminor 0.5
Titans v JaguarsTitans – Jaguarsminor 0.5

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